Oh bl**dy hell I've done it again!

[Jezston]

Rode in wearing padded pants, and forgot to bring a regular pair.

Padded pants and slim fitted jeans DO NOT MIX.

Let's hope I don't have a meeting with someone important walking in looking like I've sh*t myself!

 

[steve52]

go commando

 

[Davidc]

How close are you to M&S?

Or what steve52 says - do mind the zip though.

 

[Adasta]

go commando

Seconded.

Or are you...concerned about (not) being noticed...?

 

[ohnovino]

do mind the zip though.

From the look of his picture, I think it's too late

 

[nightoff]

I would go commando to avoid looking like i'd filled my pants. Wouldn't fancy 8 hours of Betty Swollocks either.

 

[snapper_37]

Gerrum off.....

 

[Jezston]

I also forgot to bring a belt. I had better not have to bend over for any reason today - especially as I am currently going commando!

Feels good man.

 

[BSRU]

I know it's a little late now but why buy a cheap 5 pack of pants from Sainsbury's, or any other retail outlet, and keep them at work, just in case.

 

[Dayvo]

I know it's a little late now but why buy a cheap 5 pack of pants from Sainsbury's, or any other retail outlet, and keep them at work, just in case.

Why, indeed?

Makes sense, but will the cleaner think... ?

 

[magnatom]

Why, indeed?

Makes sense, but will the cleaner think... ?

...especially if they are frilly pink thongs......

 

[Speicher]

Yes, you wouldn't want to make a thong and dance about this!

 

[Jezston]

I work in the middle of nowhere and don't take a lock with me. I AM TRAPPED!

 

[Jezston]

Trapped and pantless.

 

[betty swollocks]

Wouldn't fancy 8 hours of Betty Swollocks either.

Eh?
Happily, not everyone thinks this.