Oh bl**dy hell I've done it again!

[nightoff]

Eh?
Happily, not everyone thinks this.

Maybe there are two Betty Swollocks

 

[benborp]

I had an impromptu ride in to work yesterday that led to me being pantless. Going commando was not an option. I have to strip to my underwear each day in between two populated offices and then don a full body harness. Tightening the leg straps would very quickly have resulted in fewer than two swollocks. They were very betty though.

 

[redjedi]

I had an impromptu ride in to work yesterday that led to me being pantless. Going commando was not an option. I have to strip to my underwear each day in between two populated offices and then don a full body harness. Tightening the leg straps would very quickly have resulted in fewer than two swollocks. They were very betty though.

Surely you could have fashioned a paired out of gaffa tape? Although removing them may bring a tear to your eye.

I've yet to find a problem that can't be fixed with a roll of gaffa.

 

[Adasta]

I have to strip to my underwear each day in between two populated offices and then don a full body harness.

 

[benborp]

I've yet to find a problem that can't be fixed with a roll of gaffa.

I have someone I'd like 'fixed'. Let me know if we can come to some sort of mutually beneficial agreement Luke.

There's a lot of that where I work.

 

[Jezston]

Did I get from your TV interview that you worked in Soho, Ben?

 

[benborp]

I'm in the 'entertainment' industry.

Seriously, I'm currently working on a play that involves me supervising performer flying and also going on stage in costume. I have to be harnessed up in case I need to intervene or rescue anyone during the show. When I change costumes there's no time to worry about preserving my modesty.

 

[tiswas-steve]

Let the wind blow over the crown jewels Mr Jez