Oh....MY...GOD!!!!!

[StuAff]

Like, what I really hate, like, is when people like go "like" like every other like word.

I liked that post

 

[Renard]

'Aps' fark off Apple you smug exploitative tax dodging american bastards.

 

[Sandra6]

What an awesome post.
I'm totes amazed and well jel I didn't think of it first.

 

[Panter]

Like, what I really hate, like, is when people like go "like" like every other like word.

Like, you are so right! have a "like" on me for that

 

[Pennine-Paul]

Talking of OMG, what has John Travolta done to himself
He looks like that episode of Dads Army where Jones. Fraser and Godfrey
drink embalming fluid to make them selves look younger

 

[marafi]

OMG american i was told. OMdays British. lool err seriously though i prefer OMD!

 

[Cheddar George]

Talking of OMG, what has John Travolta done to himself
He looks like that episode of Dads Army where Jones. Fraser and Godfrey
drink embalming fluid to make them selves look younger

He appears to have coloured in his scalp using a permanent marker.

 

[perplexed]

"Swear down..."

Context: "I swear down I'm going to ....(insert threat of choice here)"

It appears to have mercifully been short lived, but what on Earth did "swear down" really mean?

 

[Sandra6]

Too many people round here still say swear down.
One I heard (rather too often and too loudly) while trying to enjoy dinner out recently was "you dine me in" From the context I took it to mean "you crack me up" but I could be wrong.

 

[penguinking9]

Turned round.

As in "...and she turned round and said to me, so I turned round and said to her and then he turned round and said....."

You'd think they'd get dizzy, or whiplash.

 

[Black Sheep]

I have never quite understood why people say “Oh my God” as most people think he does not exist

which God? there are many deities depending on where you come from in the world, if you are from western europe then it could be assumed that you mean the God of judeo-christainity, if your from the east then the choice becomes a bit more widespread, it could be Budda, Allah, or a leader of one of the many sects, if you're from the rain forest then your God might be a rather large and friendly tree, failing that, you could be American, where your God could be any deity ranging from Hillary Clinton, through the almighty $ to Tom Cuise.

as such, the expression is meaningless.

 

[jonny jeez]

"It is, what it is"

what on earth does that actually mean

 

[ComedyPilot]

To swear is usually a promise to be truthful. Usually the people that utter this garbage are normally never the most trust-worthy of people anyway...?

 

[pally83]

"It is, what it is"

what on earth does that actually mean

This and its cousin "we are where we are". Really? I thought we were where we weren't.

 

[colly]

"It is, what it is"

what on earth does that actually mean

Well, it means ..........what it means.