Oh no, my wife is going to kill me.

[classic33]

RUN.

Leaving the bike!

 

[Elybazza61]

My better half knows about the n+1 rule so she shouldn't be surprised when the Colnago/Ridley Fenix/Lapierre) turns up(when/if i can afford it).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just hope that when I die my wife doesn't sell my bikes for what I told her I paid for them !

Although, that said, it depends on the nature of your relationship when it comes - If you are getting on swimmingly until the end, just 'fess up before you croak it, but if it looks like you would have been divorced soon anyway, just keep schtumm!

 

[ufkacbln]

You could always try "I found it on the way home, and it was looking lonely and distressed.... I had to bring it home and tak care of it!"

 

[subaqua]

You could always try "I found it on the way home, and it was looking lonely and distressed.... I had to bring it home and tak care of it!"

My daughter did that with a frame left out on street with a note saying " free to good home" she was 12 at the time.

 

[arranandy]

Go for it. Forgiveness is easier to ask for than permission

 

[classic33]

Better to give than to recieve though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I bagsy the bike!!

Actually, what size is it??

 

[classic33]

Actually, what size is it??

Too big for you!

 

[ufkacbln]

I was going to suggest:

"I bought you these flowers and chocolates"...... "and they came with a free bike!"


But then again along with most married men........ Buying chocolates and / or flowers will usually get the response of "What have you done"

 

[shouldbeinbed]

(a)RS(e) RS RS RS RS!!!!!!!!!

The plan is in tatters but my testicles will survive, I forgot I have the balance of our hols to pay this pay month, no money for new bike. b*gg*r

 

[Saluki]

Bum.
Just buy it and shove it on fleabay. The red tribans with carbon forks are fetching up to £400 on there. They are a bit of a commodity nowadays. Mrs SBIB will be chuffed to flitters.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Bum.
Just buy it and shove it on fleabay. The red tribans with carbon forks are fetching up to £400 on there. They are a bit of a commodity nowadays. Mrs SBIB will be chuffed to flitters.

I hate you

 

[Saluki]

I hate you

No you don't

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Bum.
Just buy it and shove it on fleabay. The red tribans with carbon forks are fetching up to £400 on there. They are a bit of a commodity nowadays. Mrs SBIB will be chuffed to flitters.

wow, they do go for a bit on there and gumtree, oh dear, dilemma.