Ohhps - not the best marketing email with a new order :-)

[IanSmithCSE]

Good morning,

I've just ordered some items from a retailler I have never used before and I got this in an email.

A whole zero points, if I spent more would they have deducted some?

Bye

Ian

 

[Aescott]

That’s nothing. My wife’s credit card has got my e-mail address attached to it so I can deal with any admin stuff. They sent her a note about a competition- it said “Don’t forget to enter Hazel!” Never has an email subject been more in need of punctuation.

 

[Drago]

Still, better then entering the dragon.

 

[Wheelspinner]

There was a lottery series of the scratch-and-win tickets here years back which had an astrological star signs theme going each month . Come June, Somebody in their marketing department thought the slogan “Cancer is a great gift idea!” was appropriate.

 

[Dogtrousers]

There was a lottery series of the scratch-and-win tickets here years back which had an astrological star signs theme going each month . Come June, Somebody in their marketing department thought the slogan “Cancer is a great gift idea!” was appropriate.

Ouch. I was expecting the punchline to be something like "Don't forget to scratch Uranus"

 

[roubaixtuesday]

That’s nothing. My wife’s credit card has got my e-mail address attached to it so I can deal with any admin stuff. They sent her a note about a competition- it said “Don’t forget to enter Hazel!” Never has an email subject been more in need of punctuation.

I get those reminders about your wife too