Old, fat, grey and scruffy...

[Crackle]

Is there a cure? because @rich p @Marmion and @MacB want to know. And @Markymark and @threebikesmcginty have more than a passing interest.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Dye your hair bright purple? Then you'll just be old, fat and scruffy.

 

[Markymark]

Oi, my hair is jet black - all 6 of them.

 

[TVC]

It takes years of systematically abusing your body to get old, fat, grey and scruffy. Why would you want to give it up after putting in so much investment?

 

[Crackle]

Dye your hair bright purple? Then you'll just be old, fat and scruffy.

 

[MikeG]

There's only one way to do anything about being old. I wouldn't reccommend it.

 

[MacB]

Is there a cure? because @rich p @Marmion and @MacB want to know. And @Markymark and @threebikesmcginty have more than a passing interest.

Oh Crax, how many names did you use...5? are you mad? that's the CC equivalent of saying Candyman 5 times....sleep well my friend it was nice knowing you!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Is there a cure? because @rich p @Marmion and @MacB want to know. And @Markymark and @threebikesmcginty have more than a passing interest.

It takes years of systematically abusing your body to get old, fat, grey and scruffy. Why would you want to give it up after putting in so much investment?

Yes, whats wrong with old grey fat and scruffy? personally the fat part doesn't apply but the rest does. When my son got married I hired a posh suit and wore a waist coat and tie but still looked like compo out of the last of the summer wine.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Is there a cure? because @rich p @Marmion and @MacB want to know. And @Markymark and @threebikesmcginty have more than a passing interest.

Modern day old-boy band potential there.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I've forgotten what I was going to say now.....

 

[User6179]

Modern day old-boy band potential there.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Which one is the non-threatening gay one? Which is the heartthrob?

I think we'll need to reconceptualise the stereotypes

 

[Drago]

Pah, I'm not old. Plenty of fight left in me. You can see me in action from 1:30.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lK9lPVCKBHs

 

[Markymark]

Which is the heartthrob?

 

[Markymark]

Oh, I had you down for the non-threatening gay role.

That too, and the talented one that writes the songs, and the one that is clearly better than the others and will no doubt leave for a successful solo career, but probably unlikely to be the one caught w**king off a policeman in an LA toilet