I've gone for option four on the grounds of age not boredom content, and am prepared to do a FNRttC in my kilt to demonstrate my lack of boring.
The socks don't work with those shoes and a dress. Something silk, white and calf top length perhaps.
I find the atrophy in male fashion extremely tedious and the reasons for our rigidly conventional approach to male dress stifling in the extreme. But I was once...
a dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention.
I spent my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention.
The devil take your lycra and your bicycle collection!
The way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension!