One is without an automobile

[tyred]

It is such a dashed inconvenience to have a non-functioning drinks cooler in the back of one's Rolls-Royce automobile. One must book it in for a service.

I have tried one of these velocipede creations but find one's chauffeur complains when one sits on the rear rack, one got chain grease on one's Saville Row suit and being out in the open spoils enjoyment of one's Cuban cigar, the drinks holder on one's downtube won't hold a Champagne bottle and there is nowhere to carry one's golf clubs. Terribly poor design.

 

[Crackle]

It is such a dashed inconvenience to have a non-functioning drinks cooler in the back of one's Rolls-Royce automobile. One must book it in for a service.

I have tried one of these velocipede creations but find one's chauffeur complains when one sits on the rear rack and being out in the open spoils enjoyment of one's Cuban cigar and the drinks holder on one's downtube won't hold a Champagne bottle.

Exactly. I nearly asked the chap piloting the omnibus where the contraption for heating the seats was but a few moments contemplation made it plain these things are not for the more genteel traveller.

 

[ASC1951]

.... I nearly asked the chap piloting the omnibus where the contraption for heating the seats was ...

I trust that you first rapped on the outside of his window and called out "17 Birkenhead Square, please, driver".

 

[theclaud]

I trust that you first rapped on the outside of his window and called out "17 Birkenhead Square, please, driver".

I reckon that's a TMN to me.

 

[ASC1951]

I reckon that's a TMN to me.

You reckon right. I was busy with my compost bin.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You reckon right. I was busy with my compost bin.

Can't you use the khazi like normal people?

 

[theclaud]

Can't you use the khazi like normal people?

 

[ASC1951]

Can't you use the khazi like normal people?

I tried that, but the shredded cardboard kept blocking it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Goddam hippies...

 

[theclaud]

Strict rules then?

The autocratic nature of the award system was bound to come out sooner or later.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Strict rules then?

The autocratic nature of the award system was bound to come out sooner or later.

 

[theclaud]

The autocratic nature of the award system was bound to come out sooner or later.

The autocratic nature of the award system was bound to come out sooner or later.

3BM is messing with my head again.

 

[theclaud]

Oh sorry, we're not supposed to do that now are we.

What aren't we supposed to do? Give me the edited version.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Which we compare to ferrets

Yeah but, how's your automobile?
Rule number 739B/x do not derailler funny threads

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Automobile? Never owned one.

Aha, I see. We'll have to take my trailer to B&Q then. I need top soil