One is without an automobile

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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
It is such a dashed inconvenience to have a non-functioning drinks cooler in the back of one's Rolls-Royce automobile. One must book it in for a service.

I have tried one of these velocipede creations but find one's chauffeur complains when one sits on the rear rack, one got chain grease on one's Saville Row suit and being out in the open spoils enjoyment of one's Cuban cigar, the drinks holder on one's downtube won't hold a Champagne bottle and there is nowhere to carry one's golf clubs. Terribly poor design.
 
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It is such a dashed inconvenience to have a non-functioning drinks cooler in the back of one's Rolls-Royce automobile. One must book it in for a service.

I have tried one of these velocipede creations but find one's chauffeur complains when one sits on the rear rack and being out in the open spoils enjoyment of one's Cuban cigar and the drinks holder on one's downtube won't hold a Champagne bottle.
Exactly. I nearly asked the chap piloting the omnibus where the contraption for heating the seats was but a few moments contemplation made it plain these things are not for the more genteel traveller.
 
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theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Can't you use the khazi like normal people?
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threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Goddam hippies...
 
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