One law you'd like enforced, one you'd like enacted

[accountantpete]

Enforced - cyclists going through on Red.

Enacted - make it compulsory for cyclists to wear helmets.

 

[Slick]

 

[MikeG]

Enforced? Thou shalt feed the ball straight into the scrum, and not to the feet of the second row.

Enacted? For every law you pass, you have to rescind two.

 

[MikeG]

Enforced:
Thou shalt not kill

When is it ever not enforced?

Enacted:
Thou shalt not bear false...equivalence

Bravo! This would remove climate change deniers from the airwaves.

 

[ColinJ]

Enforced:
Thou shalt not kill

When is it ever not enforced?

When the killer is a driver and the victim was a cyclist?

 

[Beebo]

I want to know the reason for parking in a TOAD in the first place, brilliant typo

Is that an African or European toad?

 

[raleighnut]

Enforced - parking with your vehicle oriented incorrectly in the toad at night.
Enacted - 28 days driving ban for minor motoring offences. None of this points rubbish, just automatic, different levels of disqualification depending on the seriousness of the infraction. That should distill a few minds.

I know you've got a smaller car now but that must be a heck of a big Toad.

 

[Markymark]

Enforced: the law of averages
Enacted: portion of chips sizes to have a minimum.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Enforced - mobile phone use in cars

Enacted - Accurate menu descriptions. A pie isn't a bowl of casserole with a "lid" of pastry.

 

[nickyboy]

Enforced: Newton's Second Law, particularly by reference to my inability to accelerate on a bike

Enacted: Price capping of beer, funded by a punitive additional tax on white wine spritzers

 

[Spinney]

Enforced - mobile phone use in cars

Enacted - Accurate menu descriptions. A pie isn't a bowl of casserole with a "lid" of pastry.

They might, just might, get away with it if the lid is a nicely cooked shortcrust lid, crimped to the edges of the dish and baked with it.

Don't get me started on those overcooked puff pastry monstrosities that are just rigid thin flakes of tastelessness that end up getting spread all over the table and make it look like I'm not house-trained yet... The kind where they've clearly got the dish of casserole out of the freezer, nuked it in the microwave, and slapped on a separately 'cooked' lid.

 

[Salty seadog]

as an aside, whatever became of Majors 'Cone Hotline'?

 

[jefmcg]

Enforced:
Thou shalt not kill

That's not a UK law.

 

[MichaelW2]

Enforced:
Thou shalt not kill

Actual translation is closer to
Thou shalt not commit murder.

 

[byegad]

I want to know the reason for parking in a TOAD in the first place, brilliant typo

Did he get a frog in his throat?