One way of keeping your bike secure ...

[XmisterIS]

 

[hackbike 666]

Looks like you aren't taking any chances mate.

 

[XmisterIS]

Actually,

It gives me a fantastic prank idea ...

I assume that if you went to a scrap metal yard, you'd be able to pick up a whole load of old U-Locks.

So ... cover a mate's bike in U-Locks ... leave the keys in a big bunch on the handlebars ... watch from a distance as he takes ages trying to figure out which key fits which lock ...

I think evil thoughts ...

 

[hackbike 666]

You have a lot of time on your hands mate.

 

[Keith Oates]

<So ... cover a mate's bike in U-Locks ... leave the keys in a big bunch on the handlebars ... watch from a distance as he takes ages trying to figure out which key fits which lock ...>

I don't think he'd be your mate for long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I bet the chain is slack under that lot.

 

[levad]

Front tyre looks flat and there is only one lock securing it to the bike stand, break that one, lift up and go.

 

[summerdays]

Front tyre looks flat and there is only one lock securing it to the bike stand, break that one, lift up and go.

My one D lock weighs a ton... that lot - who knows.... but I'm sure the saddle has been secured if anyone wants to nick that