Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Never owned a car
Never been on a package holiday to Benidorm/Magaluf/Majorca/Gran Canaria/Tenerife etc etc
Never owned a Cat, Rabbit, Guinee Pig or a Hamster (we have had/have dogs, fish, Gerbils and Stick Insects though)
Never drank Buckfast (hard to believe, I know)
Never read Dan Brown or J.K. Rowling.
Never seen The Davinci Code, Avatar, almost any of the Harry Potter Films, or...... Bambi!
Never smoked
Never been to Amsterdam to smoke a Spliff
Never been to Prague on a Stag 'do'
Never been to Butlins
Never been on a '747
Never flown on Concorde
Never been on a cruise liner like the QM2
Never gone all weak the the knees at a Spitfire, a Deltic or Flying Scotsman
Never had my Tonsils out
Never broken my arm or leg
Never...... watched Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Crossroads or Brookside (remember that?)
Never laughed at a joke by Bruce Forsythe.
Never been on a package holiday to Benidorm/Magaluf/Majorca/Gran Canaria/Tenerife etc etc
Never owned a Cat, Rabbit, Guinee Pig or a Hamster (we have had/have dogs, fish, Gerbils and Stick Insects though)
Never drank Buckfast (hard to believe, I know)
Never read Dan Brown or J.K. Rowling.
Never seen The Davinci Code, Avatar, almost any of the Harry Potter Films, or...... Bambi!
Never smoked
Never been to Amsterdam to smoke a Spliff
Never been to Prague on a Stag 'do'
Never been to Butlins
Never been on a '747
Never flown on Concorde
Never been on a cruise liner like the QM2
Never gone all weak the the knees at a Spitfire, a Deltic or Flying Scotsman
Never had my Tonsils out
Never broken my arm or leg
Never...... watched Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Crossroads or Brookside (remember that?)
Never laughed at a joke by Bruce Forsythe.
