'Original' telly ideas...Hmmmmm

[TheDoctor]

Doctor Who?
A selection of UKIP supporters are waiting in A+E.
All the medical staff, however, have been deported.
The public vote on who gets what injury, and if the exit is ever unlocked.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes anyone? Google it... (NSFW)

Edit : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome

 

[raleighnut]

Celebrity Firing Squad

That's an old idea,

NSFW


View: https://youtu.be/k2y9uZwf6CQ

 

[Markymark]

NewS at 10. At 10pm every weekday night journalists spend 30 minutes investigating and discussing a new letter S font.

 

[subaqua]

Gentrification, Gentrification, Gentrification.

Kirsty shows some daffodils with a million quid to spare round a mid terrace victorian two up two down, all the useful shops are replaced by artisan bakeries and coffee shops called things like Arlo and Mo, the pub starts selling £18 pizzas and everyone else has to move to Croydon or Hull

life imitating art eh . or is that the other way round

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQeDT85AU8b/

and wlathamstow mini holland has done that. all i wanted was a feckin chicken salad sandwich on normal bread. cost about £2.50 anywhere else. not in walthamstow with its fancy artisanal ponce filed places.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Big ring. Several mamils banter while cycling around the countryside, velodromes, etc on six grand, carbon-fibre bikes. For a bit of a laugh they take the mickey out of tandems, or weld shopping bikes to lawnmowers.

 

[TheDoctor]

Star Trek.
Celebs on American bikes.

 

[Drago]

The Duke of Hazard.

Starring The Duke of Edinburgh, with Jimmy Mistry taking the seat alongside him in the General Lee. Prince Andrew plays Boss Hogg, and Prince Edward Roscoe P. Coltrane.

The basis of the show is that The Duke drives about the World being rude to ethnic minorities, the disabled, people with spears etc, while the evil Boss Hogg pursues them and does business deals with dictators he meets along the way.

The American version could star Donald Trump.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Match of the Day

A trip to the Bryant & May factory, or occasionally the Swan Vesta factory for a bit of variety, culminating in the studio pundits discussing how long an item taken at random from the production line will take to ignite, burn and extinguish.

 

[Markymark]

Gogglebox

Each week a variety of people, chosen for their varied class and backgrounds are filmed for their reactions and thoughts on the branding and information of swimming goggle's outer packaging.

 

[Yellow Fang]

A sitcom set in a software house. No one says anything all day. The main comedy is everyone clicking away from whichever website they're looking at when the boss walks by.

 

[TheDoctor]

The Big Bang Theory.
Fun with explosives!

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Through the Bumhole
A celebrity stick his arse through a curtain with a card stuck in it.
On the card is three clues to whose anus it is and the more clues you need the less money you win .
If you guess 4 celebrities in a row you win the jackpot of 10 grand plus a years supply of Andrex.
But if you guess the bonus question correctly you can choose who gets the red hot poker.
It's a winner.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Posh Spice doing some hoovering

Did you not see the video going around that had been hacked off David's phone, although those stocking, suspenders & high heels seemed a strange set of clothes to be doing housework in

 

[TVC]

Who's Line is it Anyway?

Camera's follow the drugs squad as they bust various West End Nightclubs and try to determine which C list celebrity the cocaine belongs to.