Outrun a T. Rex

Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
Mr Phoebus said:
One pair of wide cowhorn handlebars
unwanted gift
please contact Mr.T. Rex.​
Plus an XXXXXL size cycle helmet.
Reason for sale :- I've got a head as big as a house to shelter a brain the size of a walnut, it'll take 6 months for me brain to hit me skull before I know about it.
reminds me of the Far Side cartoon with the T.Rex family around the table arguing over who could pass the food because they couldn't reach on account of their short arms.

the geometry of their bikes would be shocking, very tall seat tubes and tiny top tubes... you'd out-cycle them, no worries as their knees would keep hitting the bars.

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