Own up, who stole the gold toilet.

[Beebo]

Blenheim palace has been broken into.
Press speculation is that their solid gold toilet has been stolen.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

 

[Drago]

The police have nothing to go on!

 

[numbnuts]

While working as a security guard on the Prince Abdulaziz yacht they all had gold toilets and wash basins

 

[sleuthey]

Im sure they'll get to the bottom of it.

 

[PeteXXX]

Skid marks were spotted where the thieves made their escape..

 

[Dave7]

Skid marks were spotted where the thieves made their escape..

Made up story. Its a load of cr*p.

 

[raleighnut]

Are the thieves still on the run.

 

[Mo1959]

Probably sold it by now. They’ll be feeling flush.

 

[Cycleops]

Rather disappointed the toilet paper is not golden as well.

 

[sleuthey]

Maybe it's off to be recycled here:

 

[Supersuperleeds]

66 year old man arrested. Anyone missing from the retirement thread?

 

[postman]

66 year old man arrested

He was found hiding in a shed,but they managed to flush him out.

 

[EltonFrog]

He’ll be in the cistern somewhere.

 

[steveindenmark]

He will probably get a fine in loo of jail time.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is that where the goose laid the golden egg? So to speak as it were.