Pampering

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Abitrary, 24 Oct 2007.

  1. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    The most hideous word known to man.

    What does it mean? It's like you see TV competitions and the prize for the couple is either:

    1) A speedboat
    2) A toaster
    3) A weekend of pampering in some middle england hell hole

    Then when they get inevitably told that it's the pampering trip, the girl gives a little toothy squeal and handclap, and the bloke shrugs and looks into the camera mouthing a silent indignancy.

    If anyone, *anyone*, ever come at me trying to pamper me...

    I swear...
     
  2. OP
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    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Where do you stand on the pampering issue though.

    What if I came at you shouting and threatening a good pampering?
     
  3. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I would like to be able to afford to send my mrs to Ragdale hall every day...she deserves it
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    For god's sake, for what?? A good pampering?

    Why don't you see Ethiopians coming home to their homesteads of an evening and saying to the wife 'you look shagged, get yourself down to the stream and shove some mud on your boat race, I'll take the twigs out of our joint account, so don't you worry'

    Big rip off
     
  5. my idea of pampering is someone bringing me coffee and cake all day, cooking me dinner, changing the cd, making more coffee and then feeding me crisps.

    L
     
  6. OP
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    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Apart from the crisp feeding, none of those things involves paying someone to touch you
     
  7. OP
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    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    The fact that you have a pre-thought idea about pampering means that...

    I can't describe it

    So. laurence, you let someone come at you and pamper you? Never thinking about the legal consequences?
     
  8. it's not illegal.

    i only think about it in the same way that i've seen 'pampering' prizes on tv and figure they wouldn't have the same notion of pampering as me as they seem to involve mudpacks and being whipped with bamboo and only eating celery.

    each to their own

    L
     
  9. OP
    OP
    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Your personal version of pampering, so luridly dreamed of is kind of what I'm getting at.

    I'm just a working class originally, but now middle class guy, who wants to spend his money sagely.

    Not on all that shite
     
  10. spend money??????

    you jest.

    people pay for that?

    you've been drinking again.

    L
     
  11. OP
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    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Morality is a fickle friend, laurence
     
  12. so is mortality

    L
     
  13. OP
    OP
    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    er, like so obviously out-sussed?

    Where is your fight
     
  14. next to the cat. where's yours?

    L
     
  15. OP
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    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    next to the cat?

    Is that supposed to be funny?

    I don't see anyone laughing
     
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