Panic buying

[slowmotion]

Feeling a bit reckless, I panic bought four bottles of Lidl Prosecco. I reckon that future sales of my pilchard reserves will cover the cost of this extravagance.

 

[stephec]

I could probably fit ten cows in my garden, but it'd be standing room only..

Yeah but, with all them cows just think what you'd be standing in.

 

[tom73]

Not to mention the size of your rhubarb