Panic buying

[Blue Hills]

It's absolutely essential that you stockpile tins of pilchards. Fortunately I'm well placed but if you have a problem, I may be able to release some of my personal stock onto the open market.

Careful - folk will catch on to them actually being rather nice.

 

[classic33]

500 pot noodles, 500 toilet rolls, 500 plastic forks and 500 bottles of water.

Sorted.

Also emergency rations of 500 packets of pickled onion monster munch , 500 packets of butterscotch angel delight, 2 cows and several gallons of gin. Using a space hopper as replacement transport.

Think the Monster Munch is overkill.

 

[Smudge]

500 pot noodles, 500 toilet rolls, 500 plastic forks and 500 bottles of water.

Sorted.

Also emergency rations of 500 packets of pickled onion monster munch , 500 packets of butterscotch angel delight, 2 cows and several gallons of gin. Using a space hopper as replacement transport.

I'm on the gin tonight...... Aldi's £9.99 a bottle finest.

 

[Drago]

Interesting that you haven't stocked up on beef Monster Munch.

 

[PeteXXX]

It's already started in Hamtun!

Raspberry coconut milk... Nearly all gone!

Yorkshire Tea.. Selling out fast 😳

 

[classic33]

It's already started in Hamtun!

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Raspberry coconut milk... Nearly all gone!

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[B[Yorkshire Tea.. Selling out fast[/B] 😳

What'd you expect?

 

[tom73]

oh preparations for home rule starting to take effect I see.

 

[PeteXXX]

oh preparations for home rule starting to take effect I see.

Indeed! The pantry is almost full. Just a couple of things to panic over now.

How many jars of Horlicks should I grab, do you think? 🤔

 

[Drago]

Yorkshire Tea? A fools, weak substitute for PG.

 

[PeteXXX]

Yorkshire Tea? A fools, weak substitute for PG.

Pfffft.. Delusional

 

[Nibor]

What a coincidence. I have a lifetime supply of cable end nipples, instead of the 10 I ordered

Anyone else ? Perhaps we can all open a store between us

I bought 100 from china for 99p posted.

 

[Kajjal]

Yorkshire Tea? A fools, weak substitute for PG.

Waitrose has sold out of organic almond milk and vegan vegetables, I am taking to the streets now to reclaim the country from these heathens

 

[NorthernDave]

It's already started in Hamtun!

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Raspberry coconut milk... Nearly all gone!

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Yorkshire Tea.. Selling out fast 😳

We can only hope that they're not putting the raspberry coconut milk in their tea...

 

[Heltor Chasca]

I bought 100 from china for 99p posted.

Cripes! That made me think of something: What will we do without the local Chinese takeaway? Life is over.

 

[Chris S]

I’ve got an emergency corn beef tin key stashed away in the kitchen drawer.
So no catching me out once the panic starts.

You can use them to release supermarket trolleys as well.