Past my allotted time...

[vernon]

Onions always seemed a waste of time anyway, Crock. You plant an onion, and several months later you dig up one a bit bigger!

You havern't tried Robinson's Mammoth onion seeds. I was proud of my 3lb+ specimens when I had an allotment. I was knocked back when a fellow allotmenteer looked at them and said, 'In our household we'd pickle them'.

The git!

 

[sheddy]

What is best way of dealing with allotment slugs ?
In your own garden its quite easy to keep tabs on the buggers each evening

 

[tadpole]

What is best way of dealing with allotment slugs ?
In your own garden its quite easy to keep tabs on the buggers each evening

Head Torch and a sharp knife (wander about after dark chopping the little so*s up)

 

[Bollo]

It's no good keeping an allotment if you don't know your onions.
Rich, that shallot.

Another pun like that and I'll need a v-allium.

 

[yello]

My onions are big.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Head Torch and a sharp knife (wander about after dark chopping the little so*s up)

Salt them all!

 

[Aperitif]

Another pun like that and I'll need a v-allium.

A pun gent response from the Lord of the Onion Rings.
Any excuse will do for this:

People with allotment can be seen in the audience.

 

[The Jogger]

Onions always seemed a waste of time anyway, Crock. You plant an onion, and several months later you dig up one a bit bigger!

If you're lucky.....

 

[The Jogger]

As a Scotsman, I'm amazed that you know where the veg aisle is.

He eats fruit though