Pearls of Wisdom you live by?

[Wigsie]

My grandpa loved a good saying (most about women) and used to always tell my brother and I... the few I can remember were;

1. Never chase women or buses, you always get left behind

2. If she lets you, she will let someone else

and as a response to a boys "if only" or "what if" rantings he would say

3. IF Grandma had balls she'd be Grandpa!

Have you any sayings or pieces of advice you have been told that has stuck with you?

 

[Bigtwin]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[colly]

My nan, after noticing a strong aroma from somewhere, sniffed the air and pronounced:

'' Smells like someones minge is on fire''

My mum was not best pleased seeing as I was only about 10 and was by now rolling about on the floor laughing.

 

[epicurus.]

The wealth required by nature is limited and is easy to procure; but the wealth required by vain ideals extends to infinity.

 

[ianrauk]

Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever

 

[Fab Foodie]

Never turn your back on a woman or a ladder.

 

[Abitrary]

Never turn your back on a woman or a ladder.

I hope that's intended to be impenetrably oblique.

 

[XmisterIS]

There are two things in life, one is Morris Dancing and the other is buggery.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

There are two things in life, one is Morris Dancing and the other is buggery.

Isn't that a misquote of George Bernard Shaw's remark that one should try everything in life except incest and folk dancing?

 

[jxyzb]

My nan, after noticing a strong aroma from somewhere, sniffed the air and pronounced:
'' Smells like someones minge is on fire''

But was she right ? And if so whose was it ?

 

[yello]

Never put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

 

[beanzontoast]

I like "If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle", which isn't a bad thing to remember in situations when there's a lot of wishful thinking being proposed as dead-certs.

 

[longers]

The world doesn't owe you a living.

 

[snakehips]

Let not entities multiply


Snakehips Bikes

 

[hulver]

Something that has served me well over the years.

"Accept the things you cannot change, the courage to change the things you can, and the wisdom to know the difference"