Even Siloch's turd in a bucket method?Whatever metric you use I am better than all of you.
Does having a butler automatically put you at the top or bottom?
Low esteem or lower steam issues?Imagine if you will a big bucket full of turds of different sizes. Well, I'm one of the small ones right at the bottom.
It's the grammer pendants who'll have the biggest fall!
...or how many cliches you can trot out.