On a coach day out fishing trip many moons ago a guy on the bus had to go.
He nipped into the bushes and did his no2 .
He unfortunately didn't realise he'd done it in his all in one suit.
The rest of the people on the coach Did!!
He was forced off and had to strip
Similar story here, one of my fishing mates did the same, but did it in his waders,and when he pulled them up you can guess the rest.
Not having any paper or anything to clean himself up one of the party had to drop him off to the nearest town to get some wet wipes and trousers, which just happened to be Birmingham!
I can envisage the scene, some smelly bloke wandering around Brum in his waders.
Surprised he didn't get pulled by the police.
I heard another waders story, not sure if this one is true or not.
Anyway it relates to a scruffy lazy angler.
When fishing the rivers if he needed a pee instead of getting out of the river and going behind a bush he would do it in his waders.
But, he would have wallpaper paste stuffed down his waders in a bag, he was proud of his ingenuity and told everyone it was great for soaking the pee up.
