Pet Hates....
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ThinAir
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SamC
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Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
- Location
- Warrington, UK
i have so many pet hates that i think i've already moved into the realms of grumpy old man.
biggest hates at the moment are people that chew with their mouths open "excuse me madam, but are you an cow?" and people who smack their lips when eating. oh its annoying.
then there's women that insist on plastering makeup on whilst on public transport, fair played you can get the eyeliner straight on a moving vehicle but for the love of the gods stop pulling those crazy faces. i do have to bite my tongue so i don't ask "would you like me to get you a trowel?"
less is more people! which is why i always wear a mankini to the beach.
biggest hates at the moment are people that chew with their mouths open "excuse me madam, but are you an cow?" and people who smack their lips when eating. oh its annoying.
then there's women that insist on plastering makeup on whilst on public transport, fair played you can get the eyeliner straight on a moving vehicle but for the love of the gods stop pulling those crazy faces. i do have to bite my tongue so i don't ask "would you like me to get you a trowel?"
less is more people! which is why i always wear a mankini to the beach.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Peds who arrive at road crossings and press the button...even though there's not a car...or virtually anything else, in sight. Why ? Have they abdicated ANY thought process to anything.
Noisy eaters get me as well....
Even more so, those that excuse their bad manners by saying...but its noisy food !!
People who consistently do things that annoy you, even though you've indicated it does so. Its not deliberate, my colleague uses my tools but rarely puts them back correc tly...hes like this with his own tools. Again, they've just abdicated any thought...just lazy...can't be bothered.
Fog light abusers...poke their eyes out with sharp sticks.....
Noisy eaters get me as well....
Even more so, those that excuse their bad manners by saying...but its noisy food !!
People who consistently do things that annoy you, even though you've indicated it does so. Its not deliberate, my colleague uses my tools but rarely puts them back correc tly...hes like this with his own tools. Again, they've just abdicated any thought...just lazy...can't be bothered.
Fog light abusers...poke their eyes out with sharp sticks.....
swee'pea99
Squire
Spike Milligan somewhere mentions coming across a gravestone that read "Not dead, just sleeping", and muttering 'You're not fooling anyone but yourself.'
swee'pea99
Squire
People behind counters & glass screens who are supposed to be attending to you but blank you instead because they're busy talking to their mates on their mobile.
Tanis8472
Guru
Tanis8472
Guru
I am guilty of that.
Alarm kept going off randomly.
I've fixed it now though
People who have been served by me, then stand there looking dumb expecting me to read their mind.
If you want a bag, bloody well ask before i serve your soddin shopping
(especially the ones that want a bag for packet of sweets) 
Alarm kept going off randomly.
I've fixed it now though
People who have been served by me, then stand there looking dumb expecting me to read their mind.
If you want a bag, bloody well ask before i serve your soddin shopping
(especially the ones that want a bag for packet of sweets) 
1 - Text speak of any form whatsoever. Just stop it. It comes across as pathetic and immature. The older you are the more pathetic it is.
2 - When the lady/gent at the gate says 'all passengers seated in rows 1-15 can now board...' she means rows 1-15 not 25-50 or 20-32 or any other combination. The flight wont leave without you wait until you are asked to board!
3 - The very second the seatbelt sign goes off and the brakes go on don't think reaching or clambering over me to get your hand luggage will get you home any earlier. I shall look forward to standing next to you at the baggage claim. Cretins.
4 - Management bullshite speak. It's not 'blue sky thinking' or 'running stuff up a flagpole' or 'starting with a blank canvas and throwing some paint on to see what emerges'. Take it from me you are not 'thinking outside the box' or 'pushing the envelope' you are a grade A class 1 twat in a bad suit.
5 - Mate you are in the changing room at the gym, take the blue tooth ear piece out. I'm sure the call from the prime minister can wait a while, you are not that important.
6 - Sweetie, I love you to bits but if you wanted chips farking order chips! stop reaching over and taking mine!
7 - Please if you must smoke stop standing in the door way doing it.
8 - Thank you, I'd love a cup of coffee but please let the kettle go off the boil for a few minutes first, coffee should not be made with boiling water.
I could go on...
2 - When the lady/gent at the gate says 'all passengers seated in rows 1-15 can now board...' she means rows 1-15 not 25-50 or 20-32 or any other combination. The flight wont leave without you wait until you are asked to board!
3 - The very second the seatbelt sign goes off and the brakes go on don't think reaching or clambering over me to get your hand luggage will get you home any earlier. I shall look forward to standing next to you at the baggage claim. Cretins.
4 - Management bullshite speak. It's not 'blue sky thinking' or 'running stuff up a flagpole' or 'starting with a blank canvas and throwing some paint on to see what emerges'. Take it from me you are not 'thinking outside the box' or 'pushing the envelope' you are a grade A class 1 twat in a bad suit.
5 - Mate you are in the changing room at the gym, take the blue tooth ear piece out. I'm sure the call from the prime minister can wait a while, you are not that important.
6 - Sweetie, I love you to bits but if you wanted chips farking order chips! stop reaching over and taking mine!
7 - Please if you must smoke stop standing in the door way doing it.
8 - Thank you, I'd love a cup of coffee but please let the kettle go off the boil for a few minutes first, coffee should not be made with boiling water.
I could go on...
SamC
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- Location
- Manchester
Yes! Totally agree.
"Everyone is just too PC, I'm just saying what other people daren't because I'm so brave!"
It isn't political correctness, it's called common courtesy and good manners, and you're not making a daring statement, you are saying the same as every other ignorant, parochial little waste of oxygen and thus you are the opposite of brave or controversial.
