asterix
Comrade Member
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- Limoges or York
Love it, this is a priceless thread
Yeah but what are we going to do about it? I suggest revolution..
Love it, this is a priceless thread
Yeah but what are we going to do about it? I suggest revolution..
1 - Text speak of any form whatsoever. Just stop it. It comes across as pathetic and immature. The older you are the more pathetic it is.
2 - When the lady/gent at the gate says 'all passengers seated in rows 1-15 can now board...' she means rows 1-15 not 25-50 or 20-32 or any other combination. The flight wont leave without you wait until you are asked to board!
3 - The very second the seatbelt sign goes off and the brakes go on don't think reaching or clambering over me to get your hand luggage will get you home any earlier. I shall look forward to standing next to you at the baggage claim. Cretins.
4 - Management bulls***e speak. It's not 'blue sky thinking' or 'running stuff up a flagpole' or 'starting with a blank canvas and throwing some paint on to see what emerges'. Take it from me you are not 'thinking outside the box' or 'pushing the envelope' you are a grade A class 1 twat in a bad suit.
5 - Mate you are in the changing room at the gym, take the blue tooth ear piece out. I'm sure the call from the prime minister can wait a while, you are not that important.
6 - Sweetie, I love you to bits but if you wanted chips f***ing order chips! stop reaching over and taking mine!
7 - Please if you must smoke stop standing in the door way doing it.
8 - Thank you, I'd love a cup of coffee but please let the kettle go off the boil for a few minutes first, coffee should not be made with boiling water.
I could go on...
On the subject of car parking - people, usually BMW or Audi drivers who feel the need to parp using multiple spaces to protect their precious cars.
I have news for you - my Peugeot 205 is narrower than most modern cars and can often be fitted in about an inch away from your driver's door so you need to get in the passenger's side![]()
I can relate to that one. We have a blue car in our close and the alarm goes off incessantly. The owners do nothing about it, the police are not interested and the housing association say its not one of their tenants but a private let so they can't do anything.The idiot who parks his Renault Megane in this street and has the alarm go off at least twice a day. It still hasn't been stolen....
1 - Text speak of any form whatsoever. Just stop it. It comes across as pathetic and immature. The older you are the more pathetic it is.
2 - When the lady/gent at the gate says 'all passengers seated in rows 1-15 can now board...' she means rows 1-15 not 25-50 or 20-32 or any other combination. The flight wont leave without you wait until you are asked to board!
3 - The very second the seatbelt sign goes off and the brakes go on don't think reaching or clambering over me to get your hand luggage will get you home any earlier. I shall look forward to standing next to you at the baggage claim. Cretins.
4 - Management bulls***e speak. It's not 'blue sky thinking' or 'running stuff up a flagpole' or 'starting with a blank canvas and throwing some paint on to see what emerges'. Take it from me you are not 'thinking outside the box' or 'pushing the envelope' you are a grade A class 1 twat in a bad suit.
5 - Mate you are in the changing room at the gym, take the blue tooth ear piece out. I'm sure the call from the prime minister can wait a while, you are not that important.
6 - Sweetie, I love you to bits but if you wanted chips f***ing order chips! stop reaching over and taking mine!
7 - Please if you must smoke stop standing in the door way doing it.
8 - Thank you, I'd love a cup of coffee but please let the kettle go off the boil for a few minutes first, coffee should not be made with boiling water.
I could go on...
Radio presenters saying things like 'a big shout out'. They are not shouting.
People who ask you an open question and let you get 2 words out and then talk over you about something totally different.
No3, yes. We chuckle as we stay seated whilst everyone else scrambles for their stuff and yes, they are still standing at baggage reclaim when we get there. What is the point?
People who unclick their seatbelt on the plane when its landed but still taxiing.
Must be a decent % on this forum as so many people seem to do it. Do you honestly think you'll get off the plane quicker? Absolute morons.