People who think they are top dog when they have absolutely no prospects or real friends & life.
They don't get to pull in in front of me![]()
Parents who leave their babies sh*tty nappies on the park grass instead of putting it in the bin, and then when the grass gets mowed the sh*tty nappy gets spread all over the grass. They would be quick to moan when someone doesn't pick their dogs sh*t up but they think it's alright to leave their babies sh*tty nappy where they were picnicking.
Okay, here we go:
The Bristol Post - awful third rate tabloid which demonises cyclists. They perpetually rant about cycling on pavements whilst ignoring bad driving, illegal parking etc.
UKIP - especially it's leader.
Cable channels that have no episode guide for Star Trek or Stargate or most SF shows. When you press the 'i' button all it says is 'Sci fi series'. Does some idiot get paid to write that?. I want a brief episode description you morons!. Try it with any soap opera and you get a b****y essay about the plot.
Which leads me on to....
Eastenders & Coronation Street. Good on you Mr Berkoff for giving this opium - for - the - masses s***e a good slagging off.
Rupert Murdoch & The Sun. I hope he gets busted over hacking.
Text speak. I have a friend who is a published author who insists on using it.
People who text you instantly all the time - call me and do something called T-A-L-K-I-N-G. It's really much more efficient.
People who suddenly stop in doorways to text/call/fiddle with umbrella etc. It's a bleedin' doorway for going in & out.
Motorcyclists who pull up in front of you in the ASL and insist on revving the engine thus enveloping you in a cloud of foul pollution. Not only should you not be there, but would you mind if I reciprocated with equal measure and farted into your crash helmet?.
Hysteria about anything royal and the endless nauseatingly sycophantic press coverage. Good God, if one of them farts it's all over the media.
The Daily Mail - I would not stoop to wipe my a*** on this even if it were the last piece of paper on the planet.
Phew!...that's better![]()
Canadian Pharmacies - why do they keep emailing me![]()
Highly targeted emailing?