Pet Hates....

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gavintc

Guru
Location
Southsea
Oh I don't know. I think that is an apt word for the chap on the corner who has just been convicted of kicking his pet dog to death as 'it wasn't trained'. Nasty creature. I hope he moves.
I think it is too easily banded around and while I think your use has merit, it should never be used when describing someone's voting intent.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Car insurance companies:evil:
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Ok, so the Good Lord in his infinite wisdom decided, ok, I've got millions of years to play with, so how about I evolve a dog that looks like it ran into the back of a bus...one that looks like one of those fish they'll eventually discover right at the bottom of the ocean...and I'll make it so it can't even breathe properly, so it makes a kind of snork snork noise with every breath it takes...and then we'll see whether anyone's daft enough to actually choose one, out of all the proper dogs they could go for - you know, the ones that look like dogs, and can actually breathe...?

I mean, I love dogs, but...

(Don't get me started on chihuahuas....)
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Ok, so the Good Lord in his infinite wisdom decided, ok, I've got millions of years to play with, so how about I evolve a dog that looks like it ran into the back of a bus...one that looks like one of those fish they'll eventually discover right at the bottom of the ocean...and I'll make it so it can't even breathe properly, so it makes a kind of snork snork noise with every breath it takes...and then we'll see whether anyone's daft enough to actually choose one, out of all the proper dogs they could go for - you know, the ones that look like dogs, and can actually breathe...?

I mean, I love dogs, but...

(Don't get me started on chihuahuas....)
I think that you will find it's people that did that - breed dogs with flat noses, and short legs, and dogs that have such flat noses that they can't breathe well enough to procreate with a bitch who's back end is too narrow for the big headed, flat faced pups to pass through so the vet has to do a C-Section.
No. Not evolution but mankind mucking around with genetics that it knows sod all about.
 

MiK1138

Veteran
Location
Glasgow
People who stand in supermarket queues but don't get their money out until they are presented with their final tally, your in a QUEUE at a SUPERMARKET you are going to need money!!!!!!!
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
People who stand in supermarket queues but don't get their money out until they are presented with their final tally, your in a QUEUE at a SUPERMARKET you are going to need money!!!!!!!

They're the ones that always have s big wodge of vouchers too, and after about 20 minutes of shuffling through them they realise they're all out of date.
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
Chavs getting TV exposure on 'Benefit' shows
Jeremy Kyle
Virgin Media TV guide writers - ie. Star Trek: Drama about the crew of the USS Enterprise (no episode title or anything). However, for soap operas, expect detailed synopsis.
Dog poo in freezer bags on tree branches - WTF are you thinking, lazy X$%^&%^$!!:evil:
ASL abusers - no Mr Motorcyclist, filtering is ok but you MUST stop at the line, not try to ride over my foot!
The Bristol Post - S***e local rag, hellspawn offspring of the Daily Mail
The Tories
I could go on, but it's the end of my lunch break......
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Pissed people in pubs, when you're trying to have a quiet pint, and they try to drag you into their conversation. The worst one was some years ago. I'd just been told I was being made redundant. Left work, went for a pint to think things through, and this bloke just kept on trying to chat. In the end, I said look mate, my mum's just died, leave me in peace ,eh? And he did.
 
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