Ping ****** EVERYONE*******

[Noodley]

How about this one from Ebay 'The best of Road Runner' £16.95

I think we'll all have to donate cash so we can buy it for ComedyPilotette as her dad is so tight

 

[fossyant]

Just DON'T show her any tom n' jerry.

Made that mistake with ours....it's a bit 'mature' for a two year old that's on Teletubbies....... oops.... fine now they are bigger...but squashing a cute mouse, exploding a cat...oh no.

 

[Noodley]

Roobarb and Custard....stick it on DVD, stick the kids in the same room, go back to bed for a couple of hours.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Well folks, thanks to an anonymous CC benefactor, I have an offer of a loan of the film I am looking for.

Thanks for ALL your help.

CP

 

[longers]

Well done mystery benefactor!

I don't like the look of that IgglePiggle character so I'm planning on buying a Muppets DVD for my nieces for Christmas.

 

[Crankarm]

Introduce her to Shaun the Sheep not American rubbish destroying and killing everything .

 

[Noodley]

Introduce her to Shaun the Sheep not American rubbish destroying and killing everything .

You are such a miserable old git crankers...go on, gie's a song

 

[Crankarm]

You are such a miserable old git crankers...go on, gie's a song

Oh your charm works wonders Noodley .

You obviously haven't seen an episode of Shaun the Sheep ...........

 

[theloafer]

hey comedypilot this might be of use to you.. 42 videos found in "Roadrunner"

http://quicksilverscreen.com/videos?c=657

 

[Noodley]

Oh your charm works wonders Noodley .

You obviously haven't seen an episode of Shaun the Sheep ...........

Crankers, not only have I seen several episodes of Shaun the Sheep, I have a version of the theme song which I sing to my cat - entitled Jock the Cat:


He’s Jock the cat
He’s Jock the cat
He's naughty and has great big muckle feet

Keep it in mind, He’s one of a kind
Oh...Life’s a treat with Jock the Cat

He’s Jock the Cat
He’s Jock the Cat
He's naughty and has great big muckle feet

Perhaps one day, You’ll find a way
To...Come and meet with Jock the Cat
Oh...Come and meet with Jock the Cat!


And here he is:

 

[Bman]

I showed my daughter a clip of one of my cycling videos where I came across a load of ducks on a ford.

Now whenever I'm watching any cycling vid on youtube she demands to see "Quack, quack"

 

[Crankarm]

Crankers, not only have I seen several episodes of Shaun the Sheep, I have a version of the theme song which I sing to my cat - entitled Jock the Cat:


He’s Jock the cat
He’s Jock the cat
He's naughty and has great big muckle feet

Keep it in mind, He’s one of a kind
Oh...Life’s a treat with Jock the Cat

He’s Jock the Cat
He’s Jock the Cat
He's naughty and has great big muckle feet

Perhaps one day, You’ll find a way
To...Come and meet with Jock the Cat
Oh...Come and meet with Jock the Cat!


And here he is:

He is a grand cat. But miaow does he put up with your jokes ?

 

[Crankarm]

I showed my daughter a clip of one of my cycling videos where I came across a load of ducks on a ford.

Now whenever I'm watching any cycling vid on youtube she demands to see "Quack, quack"

One of my nieces is the same. She loves ducks. She loves all ainmals which is a good sign. She doesn't like anyone who is mean to animals. Bless.

Did you know that a mallard and hen mate for life? A mallard is very protective of his hen especially against other usurping mallards trying it on with his missus.

 

[Arch]

Did you know that a mallard and hen mate for life? A mallard is very protective of his hen especially against other usurping mallards trying it on with his missus.

No, that's definitely wrong. A Mallard is a type of duck, and a hen is a chicken.

It may be that Mallard drakes and ducks mate for life. On the other hand, Mallard drakes have been known to drown a duck they are trying to gang rape. Nature ain't cute.

I've been at my sister's, seeing the beauty of having a Sky box to record Oli's favourite programmes automatically. Whenever he fancies, he can see Chuggington or Peppa Pig or whatever. And I've almost learnt to operate the thing! I suspect he'd like Roadrunner et al too, although he is very train-centric.

 

[Norm]

Meep meep

It may be that Mallard drakes and ducks mate for life. On the other hand, Mallard drakes have been known to drown a duck they are trying to gang rape.

Could this be the origin of the phrase to "give someone a ducking"? Although, when I last got ducked, it was celebrating a sailing victory rather than any gang rape. The chance for a gang rape doesn't arise often when you sail a single-hander.