It looks like if you want the police to investigate the theft of your front wheel, all you have to do is live in a million-pound apartment on the banks of the Thames:
(Photo was taken the day of the Boat Race, i.e. 29 March, but I forgot about it. Location is by Wandsworth Riverside Quarter Pier -- just east of Wandsworth Park, which is just east of Putney Bridge.)
(Photo was taken the day of the Boat Race, i.e. 29 March, but I forgot about it. Location is by Wandsworth Riverside Quarter Pier -- just east of Wandsworth Park, which is just east of Putney Bridge.)