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"No officer, I got it in that bike shop in Brighton, can't remember the name"
"OK sonnymylad, I'll just get on my iphone and look up the bike shops in Brighton. Now where abouts was the bike shop?"
"It was by the station, I think."
"Right we have 4 showing in the..hold on, the signals dropped. No, it's back, now which of these 4 was..hold on, it's dropped again. Ah, no it's back, now was it ..........."
Yeah, that should work a treat, don't see any problems there
Remember, we are dealing with average Joe Copper, the very same ilk that didn't interview Harold Shipman because they thought a Dr wouldn't kill people, the ones who got Ian Huntley to help with the chairs for the press conferences without noticing he was a psychopathic double child killer, who interviewed Peter Sutcliffe and let him go....twice, and who arrested a bloke in Bristol on suspicion of murder because he looked odd!
Personally I look forward to the national roll-out of this campaign, along with the twin initiative of the "If you aren't wearing a helmet you must have nicked the bike, and if you are we'll have you for going equipped" Campaign.
[/quote]Blah blah blah User76 - this isn't a pedantry competition.
Failing to provide a reasonable excuse the copper can then take it further, as in taking the bike and making him/her provide more details, then they can take all of 5 minutes to follow up on the story provided.
You can make up all the impossible scenarios you like but it's a workable system.