Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Twentysix by Twentyfive's name is so long it's used to name a railway station in Glamorgan.

Drago knows the truth behind that famous one in North Wales.

You see, many years ago, when he was but a mere Sapper in the Railway Ordinance Corps, they were tasked with renaming the station after a very hush hush International Incident (think MI6, the Americans, the Russians, it being an Official State Secret for at least 100 years, the works)... Anyway, they had come up with a pretty little name and it was about to be announced by the officer in charge.

Unfortunately, he happened to catch a whiff of Drago's Underpants and had a sneezing and coughing fit right at the vital moment.

So, now you know!

 

[Rocky]

And when the officer in charge had a massive sneezing fit, Doug was there with his snotty handkerchief to say……..BLESS you

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And when the officer in charge had a massive sneezing fit, Doug was there with his snotty handkerchief to say……..BLESS you

Touché... Bless.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Scientists are only now starting to suspect that maybe Covid did not, in fact originate in China at all, but rather, it came from somewhere in Rockaay's house.

 

[Rocky]

Scientists are only now starting to realise that maybe Covid did not, in fact originate in China at all, but rather, it came from somewhere in Rockaay's house.

Or Doug’s snotty handkerchief

(I could write a ditty about it if you’d like)

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug roamed with a swaggering sniff,
Clutching tight his grimy handkerchief,
Coughed on the bus, shared germs with pride,
Claimed “Covid’s a myth!” as folks stepped aside.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(I could write a ditty about it if you’d like)

No!!

Mad Doug roamed with a swaggering sniff,

Oh gawd!!

Clutching tight his grimy handkerchief,
Coughed on the bus, shared germs with pride,
Claimed “Covid’s a myth!” as folks stepped aside.

That was... Beautiful!!

Ahem, as an aside, Rockay knows I am too posh to have ever travelled on an Omnibus.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug travels everywhere in a chauffeur driven soapbox car.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

accyPete is Doug's soapbox car chauffeur. He's got the splinters of proof in his rear.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

accyPete is Doug's soapbox car chauffeur. He's got the splinters of proof in his rear.

TBT used to have a chauffeur, but they spontaneously self combusted one day, making a mess of his pink Twingo with eyebrowed headlights.