Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah good old Vernon - I do miss him. He was such a great lad.

Doug was a limo driver for nearly 25 years and never had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

I had forgotten I had that copied for use in the Spontaneous Self Combustion thread. I didn't use it and then forgot about it.

It popped up here and I decided to leave it to see what reaction it would get!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having been chauffeured by Doug (not in that Limo) Rocky can't wait for driverless cars. "I can hang up my blindfold then" says Rocky

Ah but TBT, you should know by now that Rocky considers the blindfold the best bit!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Yep - vernon was one of a kind

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ah but TBT, you should know by now that Rocky considers the blindfold the best bit!

MDB likes a bit of risque driving

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yep - vernon was one of a kind

Yes I only heard afterwards what had happened.
I bet he'd have a chuckle if he could see us all now.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB likes a bit of risque driving

I was about to do a BMW joke there and instantly thought of Vernon, so... Ummm, maybe not! 🤣

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB likes a bit of risque driving

But I much prefer it brisque if I am visiting Rocky, as TBT found out one day when out on his Velocepede (sorry TBT, it was totally unintentional!).


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Page D1069 Western Vanguard by the way.
Previously, it was '66 Prefect, '67 Druid and '68 Reliance.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whenever MDB goes on about Westerns he always dresses up in a cowboy outfit. He's quite safe boys and girls because his revolver only fires blanks.

 

[Rocky]

26 believes a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 believes a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Rocky was never a fan of The Sparks

 

[Rocky]

Doug loves his moustache so much he’s opened a shavings account for it.

(Note the Sparks connection)

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's the getaway driver for a gang of internet bank robbers.

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete is actually a Librarian named Shirley.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(Note the Sparks connection)

No, but being a raging fan of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade... The one with all the Nazis' anyway, complete with that guy getting chopped up by the plane propeller, Rockaay's all time favourite bit; Rocky grew a Pencil Moustache in honour of the guy burning books.
He HATED school you see, so felt right at home!

Incidentally, Indiana's dad had a shavings account too.

Accountant Pete is actually a Librarian named Shirley.

Surely you cannot be serious?!

 

[stephec]

MDB scours ebay regularly to try and complete his collection of Ladybird ABC books.

It's a nostalgia thing, he's trying to recapture his late teens.