Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sherpa is not from the Khumbu region in the Nepalese Himalayas and in fact comes from the fens.

Whereas Ming is actually called Tulsi, is from Annapurna and runs a Nepalese restaurant in Paramaribo, Suriname.

Ming invented the rare and expensive delicacy, the Canada Dry Ginger Whale.

... After serving it in his restaurant to Drago, WWF and PETA are after Ming's bum (with their Western Sceptre) about it.

Talking of which, Drago's was pretty minging afterwards too...

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug doesn't like anything good go to waste so uses Dirac's equation to work out his weekly shopping allowance (where t = tins of tennent's extra)

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Accountant Pete likes to count jelly beans