Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sherpa is not from the Khumbu region in the Nepalese Himalayas and in fact comes from the fens.

Whereas Ming is actually called Tulsi, is from Annapurna and runs a Nepalese restaurant in Paramaribo, Suriname.

Ming invented the rare and expensive delicacy, the Canada Dry Ginger Whale.

... After serving it in his restaurant to Drago, WWF and PETA are after Ming's bum (with their Western Sceptre) about it.

Talking of which, Drago's was pretty minging afterwards too...

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug doesn't like anything good go to waste so uses Dirac's equation to work out his weekly shopping allowance (where t = tins of tennent's extra)

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Accountant Pete likes to count jelly beans

 

[Rocky]

Ming does a Muhammed Ali tribute act. Before going on to perform he always eats three tins of beans.

His stage name is Gaseous Clay.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming does a Muhammed Ali tribute act. Before going on to perform he always eats three tins of beans.

His stage name is Gaseous Clay.

See the Gasometers you used to see everywhere?

Yep, Rocky.

 

[accountantpete]

See that Class 52 train parked next to a Gasometer?

Yep - Rocky and Mad Doug at an illegal rave.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Indeed Rocky and Mad Doug have been caught trying to bottle my farts, then inhale once I am out of sight.

 

[stephec]

Speaking of bottles, Ming has just been caught selling out of date Irish liqueur, his trial's at the Old Baileys next year.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Speaking of bottles, Ming has just been caught selling out of date Irish liqueur, his trial's at the Old Baileys next year.

It’s expected to be put on ice for a few months whilst StepheC completes their clown training.