Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete once told his friend that he had made thousands of pounds in profit from selling the dog poo that his neighbour's dog had left on his lawn.

Pete’s friend said, "That's gross!"

Pete replied, "No. That's Net."

Rocky has one of those machines that freezes dog poo before lifting it.

If you ever fall out with him, be VERY wary if he arrives at your door selling sausages!

 

[Rocky]

Doug often lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky sleeps well at night despite his conscience.

 

[Drago]

26x25 prefers the imperial system of measurement, and has done since he was born at three bells of the afternoon watch on the 86th hectare of Febtember.

 

[Speicher]

Drago knows that synchronicity is my watch word.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26x25 prefers the imperial system of measurement, and has done since he was born at three bells of the afternoon watch on the 86th hectare of Febtember.

For all his attitude, this is really Drago and his issues:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19596gDoNW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[Rocky]

Doug is terrified of lifts. So he’s going to take steps to avoid them.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's fear of lifts is due to the inconsistent occurrences that he's had in them, 'too many ups and downs for my liking.'

 

[accountantpete]

Stephec regrets installing a stairlift as it drives him up the wall.

 

[stephec]

AP's jokes really elevate this thread to new heights.

 

[Rocky]

If there’s a bustle in the hedgerow Steph isn’t alarmed now he knows it’s just a spring clean for the May Queen.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky thinks that he is a Plant

 

[Rocky]

And Pete has just turned a Page

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And Pete has just turned a Page

But Rocky is confused, as we are still on page 1084

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago knows that synchronicity is my watch word.

Speicher is so organised that even time itself darent upset her.

Doug is terrified of lifts. So he’s going to take steps to avoid them.

Weirdly, I am. I take the stairs where I can.