Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher is so organised that even time itself darent upset her.

Mad Doug is the Corporal Jones of the Post A Lie world

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And Pete has just turned a Page

Don't panic, DON'T PANIC, but he has now... Welcome to page 1085, everybody.

Anyway, Corporal Jones, eh? I have no idea what he means, I mean, I have never even mentioned his well known catchphrase, ever! 🙃

Anyway, ACP is Captain Mainwaring... Short, fat, pompous and works in a bank.

 

[accountantpete]

That's an awful lie - I'm retired

 

[Speicher]

ACP hates steps, but that does not explain why he has a ladder in his support stockings.

 

[Rocky]

Wol walks around pushing a supermarket trolley.

She says: why pay out all that monetary for a zimmer frame when you can get one of these free?

 

[Speicher]

Rocky would like to visit the Biscuit Isles, but he cannot find them on a map.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is being Scilly as usual.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky would like to visit the Biscuit Isles, but he cannot find them on a map.

Speicher ACP still thinks Water Biscuits come from the sea.

 

[postman]

MDB has a fountain pen,that writes underwater,it can write other words also.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher ACP still thinks Water Biscuits come from the sea.

MDB has a fountain pen,that writes underwater,it can write other words also.

Being older than he looks and being a bit of a gambler, Postman used it to write a bet on... Sea Biscuit's... Greatest race.

Unfortunately, he picked the wrong horse and lost.

 

[stephec]

MDB has gambled and lost many times.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has gambled and lost many times.

Stephec has made many a calculated risk in life.

Unfortunately, he's crap at maths.

 

[Rocky]

People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought Doug's family closer.

They now live in a tent.

 

[postman]

rocky knows about lives ruined with gambling.many decades ago,whilst at the White City Dog Track he met Ronnie and Reggie Kray.Reggie asked Rocky who is going to be the first past the post in the next race.Rocky said the Hare.Rocky says the food in Guys Hospital is pretty good even with a broken arm and jaw.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman was most disappointed when he learned that St. Barts has nothing to do with the Simpsons