accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug is the Corporal Jones of the Post A Lie world
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Don't panic, DON'T PANIC, but he has now... Welcome to page 1085, everybody.
Anyway, Corporal Jones, eh? I have no idea what he means, I mean, I have never even mentioned his well known catchphrase, ever! 🙃
Anyway, ACP is Captain Mainwaring... Short, fat, pompous and works in a bank.
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accountantpete
OAP
That's an awful lie - I'm retired
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ACP hates steps, but that does not explain why he has a ladder in his support stockings.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky would like to visit the Biscuit Isles, but he cannot find them on a map.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher is being Scilly as usual.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
MDB has a fountain pen,that writes underwater,it can write other words also.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Being older than he looks and being a bit of a gambler, Postman used it to write a bet on... Sea Biscuit's... Greatest race.
Unfortunately, he picked the wrong horse and lost.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
rocky knows about lives ruined with gambling.many decades ago,whilst at the White City Dog Track he met Ronnie and Reggie Kray.Reggie asked Rocky who is going to be the first past the post in the next race.Rocky said the Hare.Rocky says the food in Guys Hospital is pretty good even with a broken arm and jaw.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Postman was most disappointed when he learned that St. Barts has nothing to do with the Simpsons
