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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
And Pete has just turned a Page

Don't panic, DON'T PANIC, but he has now... Welcome to page 1085, everybody.

Anyway, Corporal Jones, eh? I have no idea what he means, I mean, I have never even mentioned his well known catchphrase, ever! 🙃

Anyway, ACP is Captain Mainwaring... Short, fat, pompous and works in a bank.
 
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postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
MDB has a fountain pen,that writes underwater,it can write other words also.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Speicher ACP still thinks Water Biscuits come from the sea.

MDB has a fountain pen,that writes underwater,it can write other words also.
Being older than he looks and being a bit of a gambler, Postman used it to write a bet on... Sea Biscuit's... Greatest race.

Unfortunately, he picked the wrong horse and lost.
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
rocky knows about lives ruined with gambling.many decades ago,whilst at the White City Dog Track he met Ronnie and Reggie Kray.Reggie asked Rocky who is going to be the first past the post in the next race.Rocky said the Hare.Rocky says the food in Guys Hospital is pretty good even with a broken arm and jaw.
 
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