Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Drago wonders if Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach

Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is a hig fan of Popeye, which is surprising for someone that so closely resembles Bluto.

Drago has always had more than a passing resemblance to Alice The Goon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_the_Goon:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago wonders if Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach

Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?

Rockay once hit upon the idea of making fashion garmets out of the coloured scales from butterfly and moth wings.
He was going to call his shop

'Papillon The Tailor Man'.


It never took off... And neither did the hapless Lepidoptera involved, coming to think of it.

 

[Rocky]

What Doug is trying to describe is known as the Butterfly Effect - a facet of chaos theory. A butterfly breaks wind in Glasgow and a tsunami hits Craggy Island.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What Doug is trying to describe is known as the Butterfly Effect - a facet of chaos theory. A butterfly breaks wind in Glasgow and a tsunami hits Craggy Island.

Yes, we very nearly lost Father Jack that day.

Anyway, the last tsunami Rockaay was involved with was when he did a Cannon Ball at the local baths.

I say the last time, as he's now banned and was ordered to pay the damages. Honestly, there are little children who are now scarred for life!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... I am strangely tickled at the thought of a Butterfly farting, sorry, breaking wind, though! 🤣🦋

 

[accountantpete]

The last time Mad Doug was tickled strangely resulted in a £10 Magistrates Court fine and the stuffed porcupine being confiscated.

 

[Rocky]

Pete has been breeding bald porcupines. To me this seems pointless.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky thinks that the porcupine is the sexiest animal in the world. "It has hundreds of pricks" he says

Ooops - sorry missus

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF is a circus performer who lies on a bed of nails - he's paid weekly in advance at a basic rate of £800 before tacks

 

[Rocky]

Pete has some advice for anyone feeling down......"If you're depressed, try drinking a two pints of water before going to bed. It'll give you a reason to get up in the morning".

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky relieves himself at 8.00 every morning - the only problem is that he doesn't get up until 9.00.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky relieves himself at 8.00 every morning - the only problem is that he doesn't get up until 9.00.

That's also during his usual morning bout of posts on this thread... Ewww!

 

[stephec]

MDB has never been regular.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has never been regular.

Stephec's ne'er been normal either.