Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB and a friend got lost on Rannoch moor and they spent the night in a hut. Both he and his companion enjoyed it,

Not too far off the truth, except we didn't get lost...

Rocky made some coffee yesterday. It was described as tasting very much like mud. "Not surprising," said Rocky, "it was fresh ground this morning".

Speicher just loves a Rat au Van!

 

[Rocky]

Just don’t ask Doug about his recipe for cock au vin. Pleeeeaaaase don’t

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Just don’t ask Doug about his recipe for cock au vin. Pleeeeaaaase don’t

You weren't saying that last night as we made the van 'bounce' 🤣

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug said later that he could feel the ERF move.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug said later that he could feel the ERF move.

ACP is just Leyland DAF... T.


By the way, I didn't just have to look up 'ERF' there.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is an Eddie Stobart fan but wishes all their drivers dressed up like his other hero, Eddie Izzard. What’s wrong with a bit of lippy and high heels behind the wheel of a Cummins diesel?

 

[accountantpete]

Following the Online Safety Act 2023, Rocky's posts have to be monitored by a Tackygraph.

 

[Rocky]

Pete heard that they are going to start using bio diesel made from herbs for trains.....

....he hopes that this means they’ll now run on Thyme.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete heard that they are going to start using bio diesel made from herbs for trains.....

....he hopes that this means they’ll now run on Thyme.

Rocky also hopes they run with those Cumin(s) diesel engines too!

 

[stephec]

MDB, more than just a little bit loco.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec has no motive for saying that!

 

[stephec]

When Speicher was asked if she preferred 4-6-2, or 4-6-0, she replied, 'I'm not really into football.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Speicher was asked if she preferred 4-6-2, or 4-6-0, she replied, 'I'm not really into football.'

Whereas all Steph can say is

"444, 4, 444"

Can someone please call 999 again?




(Don't think I wasn't watching that other thread! ).

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows @postman will call 998

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows @postman will call 998

Rocky thinks it means that the Postie always knocks 998 times.

Their hands must be black and blue!