Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug loves that film. His party piece is to play Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange at the same time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves that film. His party piece is to play Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange at the same time.

Talking of which, Rocky is seriously thinking about resurrecting his old 'Rocketta' drag act, complete with 'That' trick with the tennis balls.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And just to pre - empt it, yes, I am first in queue for a ticket...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Come on Rocketta, we all want you to...:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1G1UbTgdcu/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[Rocky]

Doug thinks I've nothing better to do with my time than watch stupid ear worm ads on Facebook


Oh hold on.....that actually happens to be the truth oooops

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug thinks I've nothing better to do with my time than watch stupid ear worm ads on Facebook


Oh hold on.....that actually happens to be the truth oooops

Rocky is currently watching the entire back catalogue of Shake 'N' Vac adverts

 

[Rocky]

Talking of vacuum cleaner jokes.....

A couple of religious guys knocked on Doug's door trying to sell him vacuum cleaners

They were Jehoovers Witnesses

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of vacuum cleaner jokes.....

A couple of religious guys knocked on Doug's door trying to sell him vacuum cleaners

They were Jehoovers Witnesses

See those 'Henry Hoover' models?

As ultimate quality control tester, Rocky puts that smile on each and every one of them before they leave the factory!

 

[Speicher]

MDB likes doing the vacuuming, dressed as Freddie Mercury and singing "Under Pressure".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher likes to dress up as Brian May, ride a bike, before falling off and then sing

"Duh Duh Duh,
Another One Bites The Dust".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Has anyone been to check if @stephec is still stuck to his phone, by the way?

 

[TLW1]

He is dead and MDB is trying to distract us from his involvement

 

[accountantpete]

TLW111111111111 has fallen for the same old Rocky " glue on the keyboard" joke.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TLW111111111111 has fallen for the same old Rocky " glue on the keyboard" joke.

Trust me, it ISN'T glue!

 

[Drago]

MDB famously asked Simon Cowell on a date during his appearance on BGT.