Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB famously asked Simon Cowell on a date during his appearance on BGT.

Yeah, it was dead romantic and stuff, until he opened his mouth and tried to sing at me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Drago has never got on BGT so far, as his act involves nipple clamps, small electric shocks and tight leather underpants...

 

[accountantpete]

MDB never wastes an opportunity to advertise a small selection of devices available in his online shop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB never wastes an opportunity to advertise a small selection of devices available in his online shop.

ACP is a regular customer, but I must be discrete and omit to say what he likes.

... But he's a right dirty pervert anyway! 🤣

 

[Rocky]

As Doug is frequently heard to say “once you’ve seen one shopping centre......”

You’ve seen the mall.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being a massive fan of post apocalyptic scenes from movies, Rocky just LOVES Drumchapel town centre.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows my next question will be ….. where tf is Drumchapel?…… is it where Dr Leach Pump practices?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows my next question will be ….. where tf is Drumchapel?

The quaint little village of DrumChapelle?

Why, it's in all of our nightmares dreams, leaches and all!! 🤣

 

[accountantpete]

MDB knows that Drumchapel is where Rachel took a Dump

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows my next question will be ….. where tf is Drumchapel?…… is it where Dr Leach Pump practices?

Rocky knows fine well where it is as he loves a good (leach) pump when he's there.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows that Drumchapel is where Rachel took a Dump

ACP prefers the similarly afflicted town of Anagram

 

[Rocky]

Doug loves anagrams. But he tried to find an anagram for "napping idiots."

The result was disappointing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves anagrams. But he tried to find an anagram for "napping idiots."

The result was disappointing.

Rocky likes to help people out by doing tiling and other odd jobs for them.

All was well, until one customer started criticising his work. He was not happy as they were disappointing of a patio he'd made.


... Ok, that was crap, sorry.

 

[accountantpete]

MDB Is Too Hard On Himself

That's a DVD title available in his store

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB Is Too Hard On Himself

That's a DVD title available in his store

ACP's all - time favourite DVD is

'Dougie Does Dallas'.


ACP even has a special edition with all the director's cuts and out takes.
Of course, it's also signed by me too!!