Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Rockay really was Tiny My Newt.


Actually, what happened there again?

Doug's mate Boy George has been attacked by his pet lizard

Doug is going with him to the pet shop and they are going to get a calmer chameleon.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky just got a soluble anti anxiety powder for his lizard - Instant Calmer

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky just got a soluble anti anxiety powder for his lizard - Instant Calmer

ACP is the reason why Rocky's Liz is distant and it's not in a good way.

 

[stephec]

... Has anyone been to check if @stephec is still stuck to his phone, by the way?

I'll give you a call.

 

[Rocky]

So Steph phoned the drugs helpline and the voice on the phone said “For advice on cannabis” ………

……press 'hash'

 

[Drago]

Rocky's best friend, Apollo Creed, was killed in the ring by Ivan Drago.

 

[Rocky]

…..Drago knows that I knew him as The Count of Monte Fisto

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky, before he was arrested:


View: https://youtu.be/xe98wnO6VH8?si=j-7SlWaGsmXMbLOC



Seriously, what were they thinking?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There's also the well known meme where he says

"I tried my best He - Man, but I just couldn't fist them all".

 

[Rocky]

Doug once got into a fist fight with a pirate. He had a mean right hook.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug once got into a fist fight with a pirate. He had a mean right hook.

Captain Rockaay is no stranger to the Poop Deck.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug plays Seaman Staines in the film adaptation of Captain Pugwash

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug plays Seaman Staines in the film adaptation of Captain Pugwash

ACP always likes Roger The Cabin Boy the best.

 

[Drago]

MDB used to ask Roger Moore for more.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB used to ask Roger Moore for more.

Drago's finger was never quite 'gold'.