Post a lie about the poster above.

[Drago]

While at the massage parlour MDB asked for some Octopussy. It didn't end well.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

While at the massage parlour MDB asked for some Octopussy. It didn't end well.

Drago thinks I meant a cat on a fully overcast day.

 

[Rocky]

Doug, being a Scot, speaks exactly like Sean Connery. He’s also a racquet sports fan. Every year he’ll be seen at Wimbledon. And what time does he arrive you might ask……

Tennish

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug, being a Scot, speaks exactly like Sean Connery. He’s also a racquet sports fan. Every year he’ll be seen at Wimbledon. And what time does he arrive you might ask……

Tennish

Rocky, knowing me far too well, knows that I just read in the voice of Arthur Askey.

 

[Rocky]

Jimmy Krankie?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Jimmy Krankie?

No, I'm not krankie and neither's Jimmy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Jimmy Krankie?

Rocky is small and fat and could have been one of the Oompa Loompas' if he'd only just worked harder!

 

[Rocky]

Doug is a great fan of The Archers. He’s often seen on the set helping out. He still remembers the time he lit a fire in the barn when Grace was feeling a little cold.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is a great fan of The Archers. He’s often seen on the set helping out. He still remembers the time he lit a fire in the barn when Grace was feeling a little cold.

Rockaay's favourite character is 'Jazzer'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug spent the majority of his inherited fortune on Wine, Women and Drugs - he wasted the rest.

 

[Rocky]

Pete heard from Bono, his old mate, that he holds the record for most private investigators hired to recover a lost heirloom.

To this day he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

 

[Drago]

Rocky was a U2 pilot in the early 60s until he was shot down and held prisoner by Wilfred Bramble.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete heard from Bono, his old mate, that he holds the record for most private investigators hired to recover a lost heirloom.

To this day he still hasn't found what he's looking for.

But can you please tell him to stop clicking his ****ing fingers!?!?

Rocky was a U2 pilot in the early 60s until he was shot down and held prisoner by Wilfred Bramble.

Yes, he kept stepping on Rocky's toes.

Drago on the other hand could've been anything...

 

[Rocky]

But can you please tell him to stop clicking his ****ing fingers!?!?

Yes, he kept stepping on Rocky's toes.

Drago on the other hand could've been anything...

This is absolute nonsense. Doug and everyone else knows it was Harry H Corbett who shot down Gary Powers.

BTW Doug started dating a girl who identifies as a wheelie bin.

He can’t remember if he's taking her out Wednesday or Thursday night.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is absolute nonsense. Doug and everyone else knows it was Harry H Corbett who shot down Gary Powers.

BTW Doug started dating a girl who identifies as a wheelie bin.

He can’t remember if he's taking her out Wednesday or Thursday night.

Rocky is just jealous as Mrs Rocky is nowhere as dirty!

That said, I give her (no, not Mrs Rocky) a wheelie good wash when we are in the shower together!