Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug’s girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry.

She has selfie steam issues.

 

[stephec]

All Rocky's shower jokes are golden.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All Rocky's shower jokes are golden.

Stephec seals all of his farts in a jar and sells them.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has a collection of those where Stephec has followed through

 

[Rocky]

When 26's wife caught him standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”

“Sure, it does.” 26 said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's best pick - up line is

"If you were a fart, I'd clench my cheeks so tight that I'd never let you go."

Fortunately, Mrs Rocky is deaf.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB was a kamikaze pilot in WW2. (Yes he is Japanese). His call sign was "Chow Mien" and he did always return from missions as he was Chicken "Chow Mien"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was a kamikaze pilot in WW2. (Yes he is Japanese). His call sign was "Chow Mien" and he did always return from missions as he was Chicken "Chow Mien"

'The Kamikaze Spazzy', more like!

Anyway...

... TBT was the same. He was called 'Chicken Balls'.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a chicken. So why did Doug’s chicken attend a seance?

To get to the other side.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a chicken. So why did Doug’s chicken attend a seance?

To get to the other side.

Rocky was simply known as

'Number 57 with chicken fried rice'.

 

[Rocky]

Every time Doug eats rice, he runs out of breath.

His doctor believes he is Basmatic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every time Doug eats rice, he runs out of breath.

His doctor believes he is Basmatic.

That's how I get to the other side for Rockay's Seance though!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's clairvoyant business has ceased due to unforeseen circumstances.