All Rocky's shower jokes are golden.
'The Kamikaze Spazzy', more like!MDB was a kamikaze pilot in WW2. (Yes he is Japanese). His call sign was "Chow Mien" and he did always return from missions as he was Chicken "Chow Mien"
Doug has a chicken. So why did Doug’s chicken attend a seance?
To get to the other side.
Every time Doug eats rice, he runs out of breath.
His doctor believes he is Basmatic.
Mad Doug's clairvoyant business has ceased due to unforeseen circumstances.