Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB forgot his glasses and hasmspent the last half an hour trying to order a cup of Bovril from a cash machine.

Drago always says thankyou to a drinks machine, as he thinks there's someone inside operating it.

Oh and you clearly need to find your glasses as I see a typo!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug was poorly educated as not to recognise hasmspent as a word - Collins: hasmspent old English for didnae

 

[Rocky]

Pete never does anything without checking ChaptGPT and this is what his favourite AI tool came up with:

💡 hasmspent (noun/verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈhazəm-spent/
Part of speech: Verb (past tense), also used as a noun in casual speech.

Definition:

A term used to describe the precise moment someone unknowingly burns through a monthly budget or resource quota—usually in a subscription-based service—due to passive or background usage.


Example usage:
• “I didn’t even open the app this week, and I’ve already hasmspent my premium minutes.”
• “Your cloud storage hasmspent its bandwidth by syncing 8K cat videos.”

Sadly ChatGPT like Pete is hallucinating.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's latest book - Hasmspent: A Journey Through Lies To Find The Truth is a a best seller in Liechtenstein

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well done @Drago, I think you have just coined a word, like Coveth.

Anyway, ACP Hasmspent his money down the 'Grab - A - Granny' event at the Croquet Club.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug also plays with balls mallets and hoops but it is definitely not croquet

 

[Rocky]

Pete has invented a new game in his spare time (of which he has lots since his retirement 45 years ago).

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

He calls it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's so posh he uses Jersey Royals to play Croquette Crockett Croquet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's so posh he uses Jersey Royals to play Croquette Crockett Croquet

To make it all the more challenging, ACP prefers to use potato waffles.

 

[Rocky]

Doug waffles…..no need to say more

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug waffles…..no need to say more

But that's not a lie. 🤔

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug waffles…..no need to say more

Rockaay often attends International Benelux Debating Competitions.

He especially likes it when the Belgians Waffle.

 

[Rocky]

This morning Doug made a belgium waffle.

In the afternoon he made a Frenchman talk bollocks.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's nickname is Big Chief Talking Bull.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's nickname is Big Chief Talking Bull.

Stephec's native name is

Big Chief Mud From Bum.