Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug got so incensed by the sexist nature of the previous comments he's done himself a mischief

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug got so incensed by the sexist nature of the previous comments he's done himself a mischief

This being page 1099, I want to remind you all of the page names that never were:

D1076 WESTERN DIADEM

D1077 WESTERN JEWEL

D1078 WESTERN CROWN

D1079 WESTERN VICTOR

D1080 WESTERN LUSTRE

D1081 WESTERN EAGLE

D1082 WESTERN HAWK

D1083 WESTERN FALCON

D1084 WESTERN COMET

D1085 WESTERN PLANET

D1086 WESTERN ISLE

D1087 WESTERN METEOR

D1088 WESTERN ZEPHYR

D1089 WESTERN MISTRAL

D1090 WESTERN FLOWER

D1091 WESTERN ROSE

D1092 WESTERN GARLAND

D1093 WESTERN EMBLEM

D1094 WESTERN LEGEND

D1095 WESTERN HERITAGE

D1096 WESTERN FURY

D1097 WESTERN RAPIER

D1098 WESTERN SABRE

D1099 WESTERN JAVELIN

... However, ACP is still on 1058, Western Chieftain!

 

[accountantpete]

On the subject of cowboys and indians - Mad Doug obviously likes the old westerns

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete arrived at Ramsgate in a small boat and claimed asylum. It seems his life is in danger if he is forced to return to Croydon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

On the subject of cowboys and indians - Mad Doug obviously likes the old westerns

ACP wears a 10 gallon hat. Not because of the sun mind you, but due to other... 'Age'... Issues.

Accountant Pete arrived at Ramsgate in a small boat and claimed asylum. It seems his life is in danger if he is forced to return to Croydon.

Having been in Croydon, Drago can well believe it!

 

[stephec]

You don't want to know about some of the holes that MDB's been in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You don't want to know about some of the holes that MDB's been in.

Wimbledon, Stephec knows I mean Wimbledon!

 

[stephec]

New balls please?

It's gone a bit past that already, hasn't it MDB?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

New balls please?

It's gone a bit past that already, hasn't it MDB?

Stephec wants me to talk about ball boys, but... Ok, actually, that just sounds wrong... 🤣

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is no stranger to the Centre Court - or the Central Criminal Court to give its full title

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is no stranger to the Centre Court - or the Central Criminal Court to give its full title

ACP has a season ticket to the Old Bailey

 

[Rocky]

Doug was in the Old Bailey charged with using sandpaper to kill his victim.

In giving evidence Doug told the court.

"I only wanted to rough him up a bit."

 

[accountantpete]

Overnight Rocky landed in trouble and found himself in jail.






He didn't pass go or collect the £200.

 

[Speicher]

After he was wrongly accused and spent the night in the cells, ACP left in a huff, or a minute and a huff, and got in a taxi.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was the black cab driver who picked me up - she cheated on The Knowledge test by using Google Gemini so I ended up in Bridlington (Sponsored).