Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

What happens with a quarter turn clockwise?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to a freak of biology, MDBs winky is a structural member. A quarter turn anti clockwise and his buttocks fall off.

Drago doesn't know that that feature was locked out after I accidentally killed an Ecuadorian Dwarf in a freak accident during a raucous mass orgy at MDB Towers years ago.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What happens with a quarter turn clockwise?

ACP is now very curious and is feigning concern.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that turning it clockwise is a sure fire way of winding him up. He then becomes like the Duracell bunny…..and goes on all night

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky used to go on all night but at his current advanced age he can't remember what the activity was or why he would so indulge

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that turning it clockwise is a sure fire way of winding him up. He then becomes like the Duracell bunny…..and goes on all night

Rocky likes to do that to me, especially when I produce... No, actually, I wont go there! 🤣

Rocky used to go on all night but at his current advanced age he can't remember what the activity was or why he would so indulge

TBT can and remembers fondly the '70s'. The 1870s' that is!

 

[accountantpete]

The Mad Doug Model is exclusively available to Cyclechat menbers in AAA or AA battery form

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Mad Doug Model is exclusively available to Cyclechat menbers in AAA or AA battery form

ACP has at least 4 on order, including the vibrating version!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

vibrating

MDB knows it's time to install that suspension

 

[accountantpete]

MDB knows it's time to install that suspension

TSTF "hard tails" it

 

[Rocky]

Pete got knocked off his bike by a council salt lorry tonight.

“You effin’ idiot” he growled, through gritted teeth.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete got knocked off his bike by a council salt lorry tonight.

“You effin’ idiot” he growled, through gritted teeth.

One of Rockaay's local ones is called 'Gritter Garbo'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug wants to be a cone.

 

[Rocky]

Pete, being somewhat aged, shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."



(I'm sorry for this old one.......but it still appeals to my puerile sense of humour)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(I'm sorry for this old one.......but it still appeals to my puerile sense of humour)

Rocky is unaware that that is positively sophisticated to some of what I post on here!