Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

No-one is surprised when Mad Doug turns up looking so phisticated.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No-one is surprised when Mad Doug turns up looking so phisticated.

ACP is helping his friends 'Kate' and 'Ed' develop a new cleaning device which is mounted on a small stick, but which also contains the surprise ingredient of pee.
He's a minor player and both Kate and Ed will be naming the company after themselves.

Yes, he thoroughly recommends the products of 'Soapistickated'

 

[accountantpete]

MDB asked to buy shares in this company - Kate and Ed replied "give us £200 and you're in".

MDB gave them £200 and a full sample bottle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB asked to buy shares in this company - Kate and Ed replied "give us £200 and you're in".

MDB gave them £200 and a full sample bottle.

And in further support, ACP is going to subtly change his name to Accountantpeete.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just learnt that an anagram of Pete's user name is.....can't put tea on.

He's never going round to Pete's in the afternoon again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just learnt that an anagram of Pete's user name is.....can't put tea on.

He's never going round to Pete's in the afternoon again.

It took Yorck nearly 2 hours to figure that anagram out.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... And he's not even right either!

 

[accountantpete]

Realising that Rocky has been playing fast and loose with his anagrams, Mad Doug has gone back to find more examples - (currently he's on page 1001 Western Pathfinder)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Realising that Rocky has been playing fast and loose with his anagrams, Mad Doug has gone back to find more examples - (currently he's on page 1001 Western Pathfinder)

Very good!

I actually remember many with acronyms, so the first 4 to me are 'EPEP':

Enterprise, Pathfinder, Explorer, Pioneer... EPEP.

Anyway, ACP needs to be careful, otherwise he'll get Irritable Vowel Syndrome again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is just irritable. Never let him near your bowel

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is just irritable. Never let him near your bowel

Whenever I'm about, TBT thinks he needs a D1025 Western Guardsman at all times.

 

[accountantpete]

Maqd Doug has applied to be one of the new Uber driverless taxi drivers.

 

[Rocky]

Pete got fired from his job as a taxi driver.

Turns out his customers didn't like it when he tried to go the extra mile.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky ferries people about under the alias Rick Shaw - he's a great bird puller apparently

 

[Rocky]

Pete has stolen a shopping trolley from Tescos and uses it to carry his worldly belongings. He has named it Rene...........Rene Descartes