Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky went yellow after consuming a shed load of bananas.

After then consuming great quantities of blueberries the local paper led with the headline:

ROCKY GOES GREEN

 

[Rocky]

Pete was having a conversation with a vegan yesterday. The vegan said "people who sell meat are gross!"

Pete replied "people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has just popped out for a leek.

 

[Rocky]

In a major scientific breakthrough, Pete has just crossed a sad dog and a fruit salad?

He got a melon collie

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has nearly exhausted his "Book of Puns" he was given at Christmas

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF took out Rocky's Book Of Puns from the local library - there's a fine for an early return

 

[Rocky]

Pete went into a library and asked the librarian for books about paranoia.

She whispered “they are right behind you”.

 

[accountantpete]

Pete went into a library and asked the librarian for books about paranoia.

She whispered “they are right behind you”.

Rocky is annoyingly sexist in presuming the librarian is female and also fails to tell us that she was a 9/10 stunner

 

[Rocky]

Rocky is annoyingly sexist in presuming the librarian is female and also fails to tell us that she was a 9/10 stunner

Pete knows all my posts are written by ChatGPT. I bear no responsibility for the sexist language. Just as Doug's are written by Google Gemini, well know for its smut and double entendres.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's AI generated scripts are heavily censored by the Chinese




restaurant where he composes them whilst waiting for a Number 41.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has tried to find jokes about human biology, but they are not humerus.

 

[Rocky]

Wol hasn't one funny bone in her body......................


..............actually she has two

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky studied anatomy at the London School Of Art



toilets.

 

[Rocky]

Pete has started calling his toilet the "Jim"... instead of the John.

It sounds much better when he says that he goes to the Jim first thing every morning.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has had many a Jimmy Riddle at the Jim